This, the third and final book in the popular All Teachers trilogy weaves together more humorous true tales of rural school and home set in the 1980s. Among the highlights are:
- A glamorous student teacher comes to Cragthwaite Primary school
- Class 3 visit an RAF base and get to sit inside a jet fighter (oh dear...)
- The school disco from hell
- Sex education gets a revamp
- Who can solve The Great Toilet Mystery?
- A trip to the seaside that goes horribly wrong