10 Characters from The Clangers

• Major Clanger

• Mother Clanger

• Small Clanger

• Tiny Clanger

• Granny Clanger

• Soup Dragon

• Iron Chicken

• Froglets

• Glow Buzzers

• Skymoos

Bart Simpson’s Blackboard lines

I will not barf unless I'm sick

Funny noises are not funny

I will not bury the new kid

I will not teach others to fly

A burp is not an answer

Mud is not one of the 4 food groups

No one is interested in my underpants

Organ transplants are best left to professionals

There are plenty of businesses like show business

I will not use abbrev.

No one wants to hear from my armpits

"Non-Flammable" is not a challenge

Science class should not end in tragedy

Vampire is not a career choice

Ridiculous Crimes

• Fixing and entering

• Impersonating a police car

• Grievous bodily hair

• Assault and vinegar

• Driving without a cheese sandwich

• Failure to report a wedgie

Jobs

Sparky              electrician

Quack               doctor

Hack                 journalist

Shrink               psychiatrist

Chippy              carpenter

Trolley dolly       air stewardess

Luvvie               actor

Screw               prison officer

Cabbie              taxi driver

Squaddie           soldier

Boffin                scientist

Barbie stats

7000 Barbies are sold every hour

Barbie has had over 80 jobs since 1959

Barbie’s long-suffering boyfriend, Ken, is in his mid-40s

Over 1 billion Barbie shoes have been manufactured around the world

Barbie has had 43 pets including 21 dogs and a giraffe

A 1959 Barbie in mint condition is worth over £6000

The average American primary school-aged girl owns 10 Barbies

If Barbie were life size, her measurements would be 39-21-33

Barbie had no belly button for 40 years